THE BAD BOUQUETS
WHEN YOU KAREN ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY WORST!
YES YOU CAN SEND IT ANONYMOUSLY! YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH US!
CHOOSE YOUR BOUQUET STYLE AND SKIN TONE!
UPGRADE YOUR BAD GREETING FURTHER DOWN THIS PAGE!
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THE BADDEST BOUQUET-LIGHT SKIN TONE INCLUDES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU BAD GREETING
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THE BAD BOUQUET - DARK SKIN TONE INCLUDES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU BAD GREETING
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THE BAD BOUQUET-LIGHT SKIN TONE INCLUDES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU BAD GREETING
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD
BAD GREETINGS
THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR GREETING TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE BAD!
COME ON!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! DON’T BE A SISSY!
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YOU’RE THE REASON GOD CREATED A MIDDLE FINGER GREETING
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FUCK CANCER GREETING
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HAPPY GRADUATION SMART ASS GREETING
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DICK WAD GREETING
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BAD BLOOMS FOR EVERY OCCASION
ANNIVERSARY
BIRTHDAY
MOTHER’S DAY
FATHER’S DAY
GRADUATION
WORK
SIBLINGS DAY
POLITICAL
HALLOWEEN
THANKSGIVING
CHRISTMAS
NEW YEARS
EASTER
HOUSEWARMING
JUST BECAUSE
MORE BAD GREETINGS COMING SOON!
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BAD BLOOMS FOR BIRTHDAYS!
PERFECT FOR MILESTONE BIRTHDAYS!
BAD BLOOMS FOR ANNIVERSARIES
LET THEM FEEL THE FUCKING LOVE (OR LACK OF IT!)
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